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Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
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|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, “Astrology is...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Sex While Pregnant
For those of you about to become first-time fathers, you should know something that...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
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Three Muslims died and went to Heaven. When they approached the gate, St. Peter...
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1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Tennis Elbow?
If tennis players get tennis elbow, and squash players get squash knees, what do...