Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Control
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
yo mama so fat.. cereal..
Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
What is a country song played backwards?
What is a country song played backwards?Your wife gets back with you, your dog...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...