Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
blind farmer
|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a...