Fire At 40,000 Feet
While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and Mr. Smith looked out the...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...
Out All Night Drinking
Out All Night Drinking An Irishman’s been at a pub all night drinking. The...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Blonde in the Library.
A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a...
Mrs. Prussy
The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school...