Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
What is your date of birth?
Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.
Hamburger Helper
Yo mama’s so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
yo momma’s SO fat….
yo momma’s so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out...
What and who am I?
|A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?”Not according to...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...