What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
German Shepard on Golf Course
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
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Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...