Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Tired gynocologist
What did the gynocologist say to his wife when he got home?I’m Bushed!
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
Whats a blonde’s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.
The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
Square Boobs
Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?A: Because they forgot to take the tissues...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...