Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
I Blew Chunks
3 guys go into a bar. The booze begins to flow pretty heavily in...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test
State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST...
I can’t find the cause of your pain
|As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, “I can’t find...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...