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Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
How big is the penis of Bill Clinton?
How big is Bill Clinton’s Penis? Not as big as Hillary’s
An Hour Fast
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Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Monk of little words.
A young Catholic priest decided to enter a monastery. He joined one particularly strict...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...