Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
snap, crackle and pop
|What goes “snap, crackle and pop”?A firefly with a short circuit!
The hunting season
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As...
Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
Reward these soldiers for their work
|A British General had sent some of his men off to fight for their...