Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Miller Time
My husband has always taken the time to make love to me in a...
Writtin in urine
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter....
Naughty Kids…
Q…What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute?A…Brothel...
California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Testifying
A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...