Because they’re wrigleys!
|Why do worms taste like chewing gum?Because they’re wrigleys!
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
The Job Interview…
Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought...
Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?
Q: Why should we feel bad for the gay homeless population?A: None of them...
Ten Important Men In Woman’s Life
They are: Her Doctor; he says, “Take your clothes off.”Her Dentist; he says, “Open...