How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Knock Knock Jokes 9
Knock Knock Who’s there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin?...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
The Blonde Potatoe
A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head where driving down the road, when a...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...