Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Three women nicknaming their husbands.
Imagine, if you will, three temperate southern (US) women rocking away on a porch...
Knock Knock Jokes 13
Knock Knock Who’s there? Amsterdam! Amsterdam who? Amsterdam tired of all these Knock Knock...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...