Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Charged for speeding
|A man was speeding down a Alabama highway, feeling secure in a gaggle of...
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Who owns the cows?
|After his graduation from college, the son of a Spanish lawyer was considering his...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
The Naming of Jesus
The Naming of JesusA group of biblical scholars were involved in a heated discussion...