What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Two Boll Weevils
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina.One went to Hollywood and became a...
Man goes to see the Rabbi…
Man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to...
A woman went to the bar with a black eye…
A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...