Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Jump out of the plane!
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
The Taxi Driver
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter...
Freudian Slip
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have...