Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Clinton
What’s the simiarity between Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place and...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...