exercise at the beach
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The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting…
Hillary Clinton, Chelsea Clinton, and Bill Clinton are sitting in ahelicopter and Bill starts...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Another yamamma…
Another yamamma…Your mamma is so fat when god said let there be lighthe asked...
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs? Her knickers fit her...
Razorback Hogs
Bill Clinton got off his helicopter in front of the White House with a...