The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
More M & M’s?
|Why don’t men eat more M & M’s?They are too hard to peel!
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Opinions
Everybody knows there are different opinions to everything. Here are some.*A smoking section in...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...