Pray hard
A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, “Father,I have...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
The newly divorced woman…
The newly divorced woman had never had to be the handyman around the house...
Who’s Child?
One day the African chief’s wife gave birth to a white child and the...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Who Said That?
It was the first day of school in Marietta, Georgia, and a new student...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...