You can now eat your own plate
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The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...