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I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
Apples for sale…
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The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning…
The new Vicar was up early one Sunday morning, walkinground his new parish, after...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Food Better Than Men
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10 Ways to Know You’ve Had Good Sex
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