What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
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Once upon a time there was this guy who bought a hang glider and...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Insult Collection #6
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Two blondes realize that their apartment is on fire and go out onto the...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
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Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Poof!
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John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...