Don’t mess with this old lady!
An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
A guy’s on the electric chair…
A guy’s on the electric chair. The warden’s just about to pull the switchwhen...
Guess who knows the state capitals?
|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the...
The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing…
Jesus and Moses are sitting in a boat fishing and Jesus says to Moses...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...