Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
No legs cold.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Microsoft Bids to Acquire Catholic Church
VATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference in St. Peter’s Square this...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...