Useful work phrases
|USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK:I like you. You remind me of when I was young...
Yo mama is so dark
Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo...
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Watch those buttons
One day John decides to invite Mark on a trip on his private jet....
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
What is
“Three Men And A Baby”What you get when four men go fishing and one...
A duck walks into a general store…
A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,”Gotany fresh fruit?”"No.”"Got any...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...