Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Whats black and white and red all over?
Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...