Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
Athletic Sperm
Once upon a time in a place where little sperms grow, there was a...
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON
MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON– written...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
A mouse in a minefield!
|What goes eek, eek, bang?A mouse in a minefield!
Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Some yogurt visits a local bar
|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub...