A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Bad dog
Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?A) It doesn’t matter, he...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
The following are actual statements found in insurance forms where drivers attempted to summarize...
How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears?
How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...