One of my first evenings back from overseas…
One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl’s understanding parents left us...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
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Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
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The Arab and the Jew
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...