Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Viagra again.
Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
An old retired man goes to his wife one day…
An old retired man goes to his wife one day, and says to her,...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
Bird jokes 01
|Q: Why did the owl, owl?A: Because the woodpecker would peck ‘er!Q: What is...
Whats the difference…
Whats the difference between a pig and a fox?.A 12-pack of beer!
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...