Answering Machine Messages
Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world famous International Institute of...
Looking For Anya
After WWII, two Poles returned to their destroyed village to locate the first one’s...
Wanna Hear A Polish Joke?
Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy...
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...
Weather Lesson
Why does the wind always go west to east in Wyoming?Because Nebraska sucks and...