Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
Guide to Safe Fax
Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Interolrable Weather and Sterotypes.
Degrees (Fahrenheit)* 65 degrees:Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night* 60 degrees:Californians put on sweaters (if...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...