My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
A Purple Heart
A decorated war veteran, fresh off the bus, is looking for a place to...
Try this on honey!
A man goes to Frederick’s of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone…
Corporal Conroy needed to use a pay phone, but didn’t havechange for a dollar....
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
I’m gaining weight doctor
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color?
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...