HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Should you have any questions during the exam…
Should you have any questions during the exam,just raise your hand. This should cause...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Three couples wanted to join a church…
Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle aged couple and a youngnewlywed couple wanted...
Gay Polak
Did you hear about the gay Polak?He slept with women.
Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....