How is a woman like a condom?
Q: How is a woman like a condom?A: Both of them spend more time...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
New submarine Ensign
|The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he’d dreamed of working since a...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Question On Breastfeeding
While critiquing a survey instrument intended for mothers of infants less than one year...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Why, How, and Ifs?
Why do you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink...