Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Thinnest Books
The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton The Amish Phone Directory Mike Tyson’s Guide...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
True stupid stories 02
Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
Addicted to AOL!
1. You have been on-line for 46 minutes. Do you want to stay on-line?...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?
Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A...
Colors of Your Sex
If your favorite color is:RED Tend to be tigers in the sack. They are...