Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...