Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
A Lawyer Died
A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...