Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
Presidential election
Howard Dean’s wife held a press conference today where she announced that until the...
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...
The New Tax Law
The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the male penis....
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
F.B.I. phone logs
|The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies...
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...