The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Move your cars please.
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the high school...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Blonde’s medical exam
A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself...
Buying a Barbie Doll
A woman and her daughter go to the store to get the daughter a...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...