Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American…
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining...
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...