Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...
What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess…
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a...
This young lady, a flighty young thing…
This young lady, a flighty young thing, got a job cleaning the bank windowsin...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...