Living with the Wolf Man
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office....
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Brain transplant
|”How can I ever thank you?” gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Forget it buddy!
A drunk stumbles into a confessional.The priest hears him come in, but then he...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Ten years on a deserted island
|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.