At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Christmas Punnies!
What do elves learn in school?The ELF-abet.How many reindeer does Santa have?11 (named below):Dasher,...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
2 Wonderful Hours
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
The talking Cuckoo clock.
Just after I got married, I decided to have a night with “the boys.”...