So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
We need to help these people
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How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...