Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
Three old ladies are walking down the street…
Three old ladies are walking down the street. They are hard of hearing.One: Whew,...
Are You Really Sure?
|A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a...
Not me Sarge!
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...