Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
My wife is beating me
|David: My wife beats me, doctor.Doctor: Oh dear. How often?David: Every time we play...
Two Things To Worry About (Classic)
There are only two things to worry about:Either you are well or you are...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Demerit Point System Used by Women.
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Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...