I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal
|Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Husband’s Excuse
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his...
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
A snail with a housing problem!
|What is the definition of a slug?A snail with a housing problem!
The aged patient doddered into…
The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.”Doc, you’ve got...